Be he large or small

Or round as a log.

It is quite a challenge

To get him in the tub

Then it’s a fight

To the death

To give him a scrub.

With more soap on you

Than you got on the dog

And a bathroom floor

That looks like a bog.

Now the fun starts

You got to give him a wipe.

Get the towel wrapped round him

With a very fast swipe

If you not very fast

You can take it from me

You’ll be cleaning that bathroom

Till well past your tea.